Well, you do have a great figure! Genuinely curvy and not too skinny.

But the girly obsession with diets irritates me as well. It's not so much that they want to lose weight, but that they don't seem to realise that you actually do need to eat sensibly and exercise.

They cheat on the diet and skip the exercise as though the magic weight loss fairies will see their good intentions and magic the fat away.