*grumble* My slash-writing abilities have deserted me in my hour of need. That is to say, I can make Bond and Buffy work far, far too easily, but I cannot seem to make Bruce cooperate, because he is difficult like that.

Hmph.

And god. Yes. The plotbunnies. The second time through it's even worse. I never thought I'd see the day when I was contemplating James Bond fic.