:ponders: what is the etiquette of seriously wondering if it's worth shoving them off and putting your clothes back on to go back to the bar/disco?

1) Never use "That was... Shit." until you're within sprint distance of the lift.

2) Best exit strategy is grabbing 'em by the shoulders, using THE best terror-stricken look you've got and mumbling "Torncondom!"

But then again, I have no people-skills whatsoever.