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burntcopper) wrote2002-04-21 01:00 am
burntcopper) wrote2002-04-21 01:00 am
Caffeinated vampire hobbits.
Yes, it took a special sub genus of this strain to seduce me, but it's happened.
meg: :sigh: I think I'm down to about 3 pints of blood.
Heather: :patpat: REPLACE WITH CAFFEINE AND SUGAR.
Heather: :stares: ooops. had caps keyon.
megs: oh god.. a caffiene hyped v!hb? nooooooo.
Heather: yesssss. :snicker:
megs: noo. it's bad enough that the muses have skipped ahead to the biting rosie scene.
Heather: Frodo lurking inside coffeeshops desperate for his next fix of caffeine junkie....
megs: bwhaa!
Heather: and in comes Merry, hands shaking as he reaches for that longed-for triple mocha with extra marshmallows. little did he know that by the potplant bamboo lurks Frodo...
megs: :snigger:
megs: "Yesss, my preciousss. Drink the coffee.. drink its alll ups."
Heather: then we can pounce once the nasty shakes are out of your systems.
megs: "ow. Fuck. Ow. Frodo? what the hell are you doing to my ankle?"
megs: "Ow. Killed by vampires. stupid vampires."
Heather: um.... wouldn't that be Boromir? cos Frodo doesn't have to lunge for Merry's ankle....
Heather: and I can so see Boromir as a caffeine addict with his temper.
Heather: that's it! they pounce and trip him up during the swordfight to get easier access to his neck!
Meg: true. But it's the the mental image of Merry looking down at Frodo in puzzlement.
meg: :sigh: I think I'm down to about 3 pints of blood.
Heather: :patpat: REPLACE WITH CAFFEINE AND SUGAR.
Heather: :stares: ooops. had caps keyon.
megs: oh god.. a caffiene hyped v!hb? nooooooo.
Heather: yesssss. :snicker:
megs: noo. it's bad enough that the muses have skipped ahead to the biting rosie scene.
Heather: Frodo lurking inside coffeeshops desperate for his next fix of caffeine junkie....
megs: bwhaa!
Heather: and in comes Merry, hands shaking as he reaches for that longed-for triple mocha with extra marshmallows. little did he know that by the potplant bamboo lurks Frodo...
megs: :snigger:
megs: "Yesss, my preciousss. Drink the coffee.. drink its alll ups."
Heather: then we can pounce once the nasty shakes are out of your systems.
megs: "ow. Fuck. Ow. Frodo? what the hell are you doing to my ankle?"
megs: "Ow. Killed by vampires. stupid vampires."
Heather: um.... wouldn't that be Boromir? cos Frodo doesn't have to lunge for Merry's ankle....
Heather: and I can so see Boromir as a caffeine addict with his temper.
Heather: that's it! they pounce and trip him up during the swordfight to get easier access to his neck!
Meg: true. But it's the the mental image of Merry looking down at Frodo in puzzlement.