Reproductive biology can be a harsh mistress, it seems... I’m really sorry to hear retro-digestion added itself to your list of woes – that can’t have been a fun evening at all. I hope you’ll be feeling much improved for tomorrow’s pubbage, if you’re planning on going.

And yeah, being facially impaired is always the best way to attract a sudden and unexpected visitor! I mean, there I was, brand new leather gimp mask, getting the final zip just so, and of course that’s when the doorbell went…

On the plus side, I don’t get Jehovah’s Witnesses any more.