Mary-Sueing it.

[burntcopper]

A while ago me and digigoth had a conversation about a Mary Sue site, devoted to the guilty pleasure that's Mary Sue, where you fill in the prototype of your most common Mary Sue. Sometimes you never even put her into fandom fic, sometimes you let her run rampant, or maybe she's the protoype for the characters that fuel your original fic. So, lo and behold, the Mary Sue Profile. Fill it out, all ye nutters. One of these days I'll make that site, oh yes...

Name : Jenny or Katherine
Hair : Red.
Eyes : Green.
Shape : Athletic.
Skin tone : Pale.
Tattoos y/n? : yes
Weapons : Knives, guns, swords.
Flaws : Regular hangovers. Sleeping with people when drunk.
Powers : Psychic or variation of.
Talents : Assassination, fighting, languages.
Attitude : Snarky and bad-tempered.
Relationship w/ characters : Drafted in by head office.
Job/purpose in life : Secret Service Agent.
Willingness to die for a good cause : Not bloody likely.