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burntcopperOkay, so dol, in a silly mood, (there's a big surprise) posted a list in his lj of things to do :
(4) Start letter-writing campaign to get Nathan Lane as a guest star on Angel as the Host's uncle.
I only meant to agree that this was a good idea. It kind of... mutated.
Beware. Several references to The Birdcage.
SaltwaterVice: You're right. Nathan Lane needs to be green.
SaltwaterVice: and then tell Lorne 'Sweetie, you just didn't get the dancing genes, did you?'
SaltwaterVice: Sashay like *this*, not that. It's too cumbersome for words.
theboydol: "Seabreeze?! Darling, the east coast is all about Mai Tai's this season."
SaltwaterVice: and I still can't get the Birdcage image out of my head...
SaltwaterVice: "Uncle, show Angel how real men walk."
theboydol: ahahahahaha!
SaltwaterVice: Angel, puzzled : "Real men?"
SaltwaterVice: Gunn : "Man looks like he's got a groin injury."
SaltwaterVice: Fred coughs : "You're makin' fun of John Wayne there, I'll have you know. Ma daddy worshipped his movies."
theboydol: *snerrrrrrrrk*
SaltwaterVice: Lilah and Wes in the background : "She's right, that's a perfect John Wayne walk."
theboydol: heee!
SaltwaterVice: Angel : "I refuse to learn to walk like that!"
SaltwaterVice: Uncle : "Sweetie, just wear leather trousers more often and we'll forgive you."
theboydol: you must write this fic, yes? ;-)
SaltwaterVice: "Oh, and Lorne? Little less pressure on the high notes. You're murdering your voice there."
SaltwaterVice: you're evil. Personally, I really can't wait until The Producers the musical film comes out.
theboydol: "Oh no, I don't do that mind reading hulapalooza. Well, except for Nancy Reagan, but we go way back."
SaltwaterVice: :snerrrrrrrrk:
SaltwaterVice: Hmm. Does one alude to the domestic partnership agreement with Robin Williams' character?
theboydol: oh you must
theboydol: he's a human, a 70s Freddie Mercury queen who's been with Uncle since they met in SF in a cowboy bar
SaltwaterVice: "Lorne, sweetcheeks, domestic bliss is fantastic. It worked fabulously for me. Honey, it takes years off you and reduces puffiness." :pointed look: "You have not been keeping to your skincare regime, have you? You're positively mint around the eyes."
theboydol: rofl!
theboydol: permission to post this in my LJ?
SaltwaterVice: oh, I'm going to...
theboydol: go right ahead. I shall link :-)
SaltwaterVice: hrrm. need a comeback remark from Lilah about the skincare.
SaltwaterVice: God, I wish Cordy was still her old self. the bitchy queening just isn't the same.
SaltwaterVice: :sniffle: Lilah just can't do fag-hag as well as Cordy could.
theboydol: no, Cordy was a fag hag, Lilah sees herself more as gay icon
SaltwaterVice: heh. true.
SaltwaterVice: hrrm. Trying to figure out how this started and he got introduced. You started this, you come up with the idea.
theboydol: to Robin or the Uncle?
SaltwaterVice: how the Uncle got introed to the Angel and Hart crew.
theboydol: right
theboydol: it's a W&H file
SaltwaterVice: "Lorne, cupcake, what did your mother tell you about getting involved with law firms?"
SaltwaterVice: Lorne : "We didn't have law firms back in Pylea!"
theboydol: hee!
theboydol: I can't think of a suitable gambit
theboydol: ooo, I know
SaltwaterVice: ooo?
theboydol: faded 50s movie star - Lauren Bacall maybe?
theboydol: comes to Angel because she's heard he has the green demon who sees the future
SaltwaterVice: annnnd...
theboydol: but when she sees Lorne she's all, "no, that's not him."
theboydol: and they find out this was in the 60s before Lorne came to Earth
theboydol: and they're all, "there's another one?"
SaltwaterVice: :snerrrk:
theboydol: and Lilah's like, "oh sure. you didn't know?" and hands over the file. Lorne sees the pic and says, "Uncle Nathan?!"
theboydol: and W&H knows where he is so they track him down
theboydol: don't know why though
theboydol: what's the hook? hmmm
SaltwaterVice: well, Lorne is head of entertainment....
theboydol: heh
SaltwaterVice: "I heard about the Vegas show. The ruffles were just tack-o-rama. You haven't got the bone structure to carry them off. Neither did Nancy, but no matter what I told her, she just kept right on wearing them. Poor, deluded girl."
theboydol: *snerrrrrrk*
(4) Start letter-writing campaign to get Nathan Lane as a guest star on Angel as the Host's uncle.
I only meant to agree that this was a good idea. It kind of... mutated.
Beware. Several references to The Birdcage.
SaltwaterVice: You're right. Nathan Lane needs to be green.
SaltwaterVice: and then tell Lorne 'Sweetie, you just didn't get the dancing genes, did you?'
SaltwaterVice: Sashay like *this*, not that. It's too cumbersome for words.
theboydol: "Seabreeze?! Darling, the east coast is all about Mai Tai's this season."
SaltwaterVice: and I still can't get the Birdcage image out of my head...
SaltwaterVice: "Uncle, show Angel how real men walk."
theboydol: ahahahahaha!
SaltwaterVice: Angel, puzzled : "Real men?"
SaltwaterVice: Gunn : "Man looks like he's got a groin injury."
SaltwaterVice: Fred coughs : "You're makin' fun of John Wayne there, I'll have you know. Ma daddy worshipped his movies."
theboydol: *snerrrrrrrrk*
SaltwaterVice: Lilah and Wes in the background : "She's right, that's a perfect John Wayne walk."
theboydol: heee!
SaltwaterVice: Angel : "I refuse to learn to walk like that!"
SaltwaterVice: Uncle : "Sweetie, just wear leather trousers more often and we'll forgive you."
theboydol: you must write this fic, yes? ;-)
SaltwaterVice: "Oh, and Lorne? Little less pressure on the high notes. You're murdering your voice there."
SaltwaterVice: you're evil. Personally, I really can't wait until The Producers the musical film comes out.
theboydol: "Oh no, I don't do that mind reading hulapalooza. Well, except for Nancy Reagan, but we go way back."
SaltwaterVice: :snerrrrrrrrk:
SaltwaterVice: Hmm. Does one alude to the domestic partnership agreement with Robin Williams' character?
theboydol: oh you must
theboydol: he's a human, a 70s Freddie Mercury queen who's been with Uncle since they met in SF in a cowboy bar
SaltwaterVice: "Lorne, sweetcheeks, domestic bliss is fantastic. It worked fabulously for me. Honey, it takes years off you and reduces puffiness." :pointed look: "You have not been keeping to your skincare regime, have you? You're positively mint around the eyes."
theboydol: rofl!
theboydol: permission to post this in my LJ?
SaltwaterVice: oh, I'm going to...
theboydol: go right ahead. I shall link :-)
SaltwaterVice: hrrm. need a comeback remark from Lilah about the skincare.
SaltwaterVice: God, I wish Cordy was still her old self. the bitchy queening just isn't the same.
SaltwaterVice: :sniffle: Lilah just can't do fag-hag as well as Cordy could.
theboydol: no, Cordy was a fag hag, Lilah sees herself more as gay icon
SaltwaterVice: heh. true.
SaltwaterVice: hrrm. Trying to figure out how this started and he got introduced. You started this, you come up with the idea.
theboydol: to Robin or the Uncle?
SaltwaterVice: how the Uncle got introed to the Angel and Hart crew.
theboydol: right
theboydol: it's a W&H file
SaltwaterVice: "Lorne, cupcake, what did your mother tell you about getting involved with law firms?"
SaltwaterVice: Lorne : "We didn't have law firms back in Pylea!"
theboydol: hee!
theboydol: I can't think of a suitable gambit
theboydol: ooo, I know
SaltwaterVice: ooo?
theboydol: faded 50s movie star - Lauren Bacall maybe?
theboydol: comes to Angel because she's heard he has the green demon who sees the future
SaltwaterVice: annnnd...
theboydol: but when she sees Lorne she's all, "no, that's not him."
theboydol: and they find out this was in the 60s before Lorne came to Earth
theboydol: and they're all, "there's another one?"
SaltwaterVice: :snerrrk:
theboydol: and Lilah's like, "oh sure. you didn't know?" and hands over the file. Lorne sees the pic and says, "Uncle Nathan?!"
theboydol: and W&H knows where he is so they track him down
theboydol: don't know why though
theboydol: what's the hook? hmmm
SaltwaterVice: well, Lorne is head of entertainment....
theboydol: heh
SaltwaterVice: "I heard about the Vegas show. The ruffles were just tack-o-rama. You haven't got the bone structure to carry them off. Neither did Nancy, but no matter what I told her, she just kept right on wearing them. Poor, deluded girl."
theboydol: *snerrrrrrk*
