Last night... she said...

Graham Norton last night. usual collection of smut, silly jokes, and campery. And Orlando Bloom this time. Mmmm. As we have suspected, the Bafta shirt was an entire fluke, possibly forced upon him by his publicist, or strong-armed into it by the backstage crew, because the evil yellow shirt made its appearance again.

He flirts, he's adorable, he reacts like a five-year-old, he squeals when Cybill Shepherd puts his action figure down her top and he knows how to play with himself. Action figure! Action figure! Basically, he's so bloody adorable it's not true.

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oh. my. god. go read Saucie's Different and then worship at her feet. Dark is Rising stories don't get much better (even when they're not slash).