Ask me anything

Data entry going so fucking slowly it's turning my brain to cheese.

Go on, ask me anything. Anything that's ever niggled your brain about me, or you feel I need to be asked. I've been very remiss on asking other people things because as the con-going portion of this list knows, I only have a stock amount of questions, and they're only good value if you're asking an actor in front of a crowd of people. And before anyone asks, the answer to the chocolate sauce question is somewhat obvious.

Watched a bit of Grosse Point Blank after dinner. And, as ever, the line 'What is it you do?' 'Professional killer.' 'Good for you. I hear it's a growth industry.' Cracks me up every bloody time. Mind you, it does set you to wondering just how many people at school reunions use that line....

The Vince-as-a-priest AU QAF is horribly, horribly easy. Wrote some of the basic scene ideas down before bed last night and it just tripped straight off.

"So, does your mum approve of the whole man of the cloth thing?"
"Hazel? Hazel's about as devout as your average hamster. Thought I was insane and dragged me to the nearest gay club she could find and flung me to the ravening hordes, yelling that I needed curing of this evil disease."
"Don't tell me you were noble and refrained."
"Don't be fucking stupid, I copped off, then went and told Hazel I was still going to do it."

:moans: It's really too fucking easy, I'm telling you. Not entirely sure how to end it, though. Answers on a postcard.

Superhero casting

Was pondering whilst in shower what superhero I'd like to play most - usually comes down to the blonde ones, as I have troubles picturing myself as something too far off my looks. So, Black Canary, Meggan or Jenny Sparks. And then the hind brain kicked in and went 'your tits are too big for Jenny!' From there I went to ponder exactly which actresses I'd like to see play Jenny, and from there to Authority/ Stormwatch Black casting.

Jenny Sparks - Kate Winslet or Keira Knightley. Keira might have to go a bit more world-weary, though.
The Doctor - Alan Tudyk. (see Firefly and A Knight's Tale) Ewan Macgregor also a possibility.
Swift - er. Anyone know any Tibetan actresses? I wouldn't have minded the actress who played the lead in Heaven and Earth, but *shrug*.
Engineer - argh. Michelle Rodriguez is just too plain *butch*. Salma Hayek's too short. Eva Mendes? Naaahhh. J-Lo. Also nah. Someone rec me a decent, tall Hispanic actress.... ETA: Atch, looking at pictures, I would seriously consider the head of the Clovers from Bring It On. Or Anamaria from PoTC.
Jack Hawksmoor - Michael Rosenbaum's a possibility, as is Christian Bale and Nick Lea in his younger days.
Midnighter - :puts in a call for Hugh Jackman and Eric Bana:
Apollo - I'm really very tempted to put Paul Walker. Better suggestions appreciated.