Iconses

Wellll.... er.... Anyone who bothers to flick through my icons will find a pretty much what you see is what you get. Sean Bean happy, Sean Bean lusty, Sean Bean sarcastic, Sean Bean pissed off... (theme? what theme?) And then some other fandoms, expressing various emotions. King Arthur x2, Buttercup going wtf?, Cheshire looking sultry, pissed off Faith, Will pouting, Will's fingers writing, and so on.

Anyway. I think I'm going to need to make many more King Arthur ones. With Monty Python quotes. Many of these already exist, but y'know.

'Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.'
'We are the knights who say Ni!' (someone's already done this)
'What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?'
'Message for you sir.'
'It's only a model.'
etc....

I'm seriously tempted to have one with 'How to start a fight that leads to people getting killed and you getting kicked out of France due to the embarrassment : "Your Grandmother is a Father Christmas**!" '

**(For those who've heard this story before, during which I said Christmas Pudding, I have since been corrected by my dad. It was, in fact, calling people's grandmothers Father Christmases (literally, Pere Noel) that started the duel.) And now it makes just as little sense as to why it would be fighting talk. Small pudding full of raisins and rum vs. bloke that delivers pressies. Er... Anyone got a book of insults from 17th Century Hugenot France?

nanowrimo

Or, how to take a breather between job applications.

Just remembered Kip's wanting to cast Sean Bean as a third Robin. This attacked me at 2am whilst brushing my teeth, and I thought 'ah-hah! It has longevity! Fight and sex scenes! Exposition! Possible Flashbacks! Plot, even!'

Now I just have to decide what background to give the poor bastard, and decide exactly what the Merries' reaction to all this will be. We already know Will Scarlet's...

Who's the tosser? Ere, tosser, wanna fight? :fight ranges across town for four days, this Robin being Sean Bean and therefore a distinctly hard bastard: Can't fight anymore. Sod it. Want a drink? You're okay, kid. Course, I reserve my right to yell at you when possible.

Um. My slash bunnies have started wandering through the cast, pondering who to aim at.

Bunnies : Little John and Much are very tempting.
Me : Er, hello, Meg?
Bunnies : They're still tempting. Oooo, look, Gisburne and the Sheriff...
Me : According to Nick Grace that's canon. Go ahead.
Bunnies : We want to slash Bean!Robin. Who can we slash Bean!Robin with?
Me : Hadn't we better ask Marion first?
Bunnies : Marion likes girly men. Bean!Robin is not girly. Robert of Huntingdon is right over there. In Huntingdon. Still alive. And rich. And not in danger, except politically. We want to slash Bean!Robin.
Me : You're bloody weird.
Bunnies : We're not slashing him with Friar Tuck, though. Be thankful for small things.
Me : Well, considering Tuck's OTP is him/alcohol and food...

Brother has just turned up with car after spending week in Falmouth. Now wants lift back to house.