nanowrimo

[burntcopper]

Or, how to take a breather between job applications.

Just remembered Kip's wanting to cast Sean Bean as a third Robin. This attacked me at 2am whilst brushing my teeth, and I thought 'ah-hah! It has longevity! Fight and sex scenes! Exposition! Possible Flashbacks! Plot, even!'

Now I just have to decide what background to give the poor bastard, and decide exactly what the Merries' reaction to all this will be. We already know Will Scarlet's...

Who's the tosser? Ere, tosser, wanna fight? :fight ranges across town for four days, this Robin being Sean Bean and therefore a distinctly hard bastard: Can't fight anymore. Sod it. Want a drink? You're okay, kid. Course, I reserve my right to yell at you when possible.

Um. My slash bunnies have started wandering through the cast, pondering who to aim at.

Bunnies : Little John and Much are very tempting.
Me : Er, hello, Meg?
Bunnies : They're still tempting. Oooo, look, Gisburne and the Sheriff...
Me : According to Nick Grace that's canon. Go ahead.
Bunnies : We want to slash Bean!Robin. Who can we slash Bean!Robin with?
Me : Hadn't we better ask Marion first?
Bunnies : Marion likes girly men. Bean!Robin is not girly. Robert of Huntingdon is right over there. In Huntingdon. Still alive. And rich. And not in danger, except politically. We want to slash Bean!Robin.
Me : You're bloody weird.
Bunnies : We're not slashing him with Friar Tuck, though. Be thankful for small things.
Me : Well, considering Tuck's OTP is him/alcohol and food...

Brother has just turned up with car after spending week in Falmouth. Now wants lift back to house.