The one-sentence meme

Clark Wayne : "Alfred says we're there to pull you out of your default brooding mode."

Nanowrimo04 : Tuck, does asking someone else to kill you count as suicide?

Kon-Tim-Discworld : Somehow Tim manages to get into one word several sentences, which include 'not in these climates' and goes all the way up to 'please don't tell me you mean opera-goers'.

QAF au where Vince is a priest : Hazel's about as devout as your
average hamster.

Guinevere preggers : She knows her hips are not the type needed for easy childbirth.

Nano update

Nanowrimo update. Where I caught up with the word target! Go me! Robin and Will were in the middle of beating the shit out of each other whilst the others looked on and Hob went 'er, shouldn't we separate them?' and the others going 'nah' when I stopped for sleep.