I have very little nose hair

and slightly shortened eyelashes. This caused by trying to get the grill to work. Apparently they've never got it to work previously, I got gas out, attached match and it went 'WHOOMP' in a quiet sort of way (it's a very weird sensation, having slightly singed eyelashes and nose hair), said whoomp being confined to the inside of the grill, so no danger to kitchen, and thereafter couldn't get it lit at all. Hmmp.

Six dress now finished. Flatmates have gaped and went 'wow. You *made* that?' after I asked them to mark with pencil where the straps met once pinned together. Though they did agree that tit tape was almost certainly necessary.