Discworld To-do list

Food :
Digestives
Tunnocks wafers
cheese
bread
old-fashioned lemonade
alcohol
apples
possibly more chocolate. It always helps.

Clothing :
short skirts
small tops
white dress or two
sandals
leather skirt
bikinis
belt pouch
jewellery, accessories
swanky dress?

Actual to do :
Finish the skirt
Make the pouch belt
make accessory bits
transfer various smutty song lyrics to pda
get thread

Trying to decide whether to do a Masquerade entry. It's bugger all in the way of costume, and is mostly a skit. With a couple of props. It's almost entirely silly and hinges on a joke you can see coming a mile off.

The main problem? I'm in the sodding *Master* category. (Yes, Tors, I hate you for doing this to me. And Flossie. I hate her too.) You know what else is in the sodding Master category? Giant-sized Deaths of Rats riding Quoth the Raven with light-up eyeballs. *Pam*. Oh, god, *Pam*.