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London Lite's gossip page. (it's a free evening tabloid, flatmate left it on kitchen table)
I flicked to the gossip section to see if there was anything mildly amusing.
And between the pic of Renee Zellweger looking fab on Letterman, and a 'look how much weight michael winner has lost' picspam, there was a 'so-and-so has been seen out with so-and-so, new couple?' bit.
Only. Um. It was Lisa Snowdon and David Walliams. With the title of 'intentions of becoming new George Clooney?'. Well, yes, if you mean fabulous gay man who doesn't bother to talk about his sexuality to the press...
Seriously. I thought *everyone* knew David Walliams was gay. He just doesn't talk about it in interviews. Christ, I knew David Walliams was gay before I knew Matt Lucas, his Little Britain co-conspirator, was. And Matt Lucas married his boyfriend this week.
:headdesk: This is almost as bad as that 1996 interview someone linked me to from a Washington paper, where they were describing John Barrowman as a bachelor and asking him about girlfriends. *Agressively* asking him about girlfriends and his personal life (most of which he clearly ignored), and John'd been with Scott, what, five years at that point? I didn't even know that John knew where the damn closet was.
I flicked to the gossip section to see if there was anything mildly amusing.
And between the pic of Renee Zellweger looking fab on Letterman, and a 'look how much weight michael winner has lost' picspam, there was a 'so-and-so has been seen out with so-and-so, new couple?' bit.
Only. Um. It was Lisa Snowdon and David Walliams. With the title of 'intentions of becoming new George Clooney?'. Well, yes, if you mean fabulous gay man who doesn't bother to talk about his sexuality to the press...
Seriously. I thought *everyone* knew David Walliams was gay. He just doesn't talk about it in interviews. Christ, I knew David Walliams was gay before I knew Matt Lucas, his Little Britain co-conspirator, was. And Matt Lucas married his boyfriend this week.
:headdesk: This is almost as bad as that 1996 interview someone linked me to from a Washington paper, where they were describing John Barrowman as a bachelor and asking him about girlfriends. *Agressively* asking him about girlfriends and his personal life (most of which he clearly ignored), and John'd been with Scott, what, five years at that point? I didn't even know that John knew where the damn closet was.
