... er. I may need a beta.

What can I say, I'm very insecure about posting non-beta'd fic, unless it's a drabble. (what can I say, my job is finding errors) Though knowing my usual betas, I'll probably find my fic torn to itty bitty pieces on the floor whilst I whimper, with them cackling and telling me that this bit works, everything else is useless, work on that, and add more porn! In some ways my betas very much resemble my old photography tutor Patrick. Except for the requests for more porn. There's nothing that quite sticks in your head like that moment when you present your first efforts of a project, all the work you've done so far is laid out on the table, and someone grabs half of it and ceremoniously dumps it in the bin and tells you to go on a completely different focus.

Also, to make sure certain details were right, I was *forced* to watch ep 12 again, re-going over certain scenes several times.

Anyway. it's Torchwood, Captain Jack Harkness ep (after questioning torch_wood, it appears general consensus is that the 'real' Jack's accent is newsreader/midwest with no overtones, though this has no bearing on the fic). I will be stalking my flist tomorrow night for hapless beta readers, you have been warned.

:kicks the WIPs: Now if you lot would behave...

...I appear to be visiting Kyre Bannog.

No, seriously. There are great big bunnies wif Teef Ike Iff attached to my leg.

Yvonne Hartman is busy being glamorous at me and wants to tell people her changing opinion of Jack Harkness as she ascends through the Torchwood ranks.

What the fuck? I mean, seriously, can I at least get bunnies that want to finish the old fic before I start new ones? I checked the People's Archive* one last night and it looks like it's mostly done, maybe just needs a bit of shaping.

Tomorrow? Eurovision. Ah, alcohol, munchies and a serious cheese-fest. All hail St. Terry of Wogan, may he be supplied with the finest of whiskies to aid in his gentle evisceration of this institution. Especially the travelogues.

*People's Archive was a BBC project started a few years ago to record the stories of normal people during WWII that I did a bit of volunteer story collecting for. Dunno if it's still around. I had a badge and everything. That and an appearance on local radio when they were promoting it.

Fic : If Mae West You Like (Torchwood)

Title : If Mae West You Like (1/1)
Author : Gunbunny
E-Mail : snapdragon@beeb.net
Fandom : Torchwood
Pairing : Jack/Jack
Rating : No sex and no swearing. am slipping.
Summary : response to the at_the_ritz Jack Harkness singing challenge. Also, blame that extra on the dvd of JB singing.
Disclaimer : Not mine. Russell's and Cole Porter's.
Feedback : I accept burnt offerings and alcohol.
Archive : http://burntcopper.com/fic , anywhere else feel free.

( If Mae West You Like )