I has shiny, sparkly sandals that pass the running for the bus test. (and saw an almost identical pair in Office for £5 more)
I also tripped and fell into the sale section and got wedge heels that are pretty, strappy, pass the con dancing test and were £20.
I RULE. THANKYOU TOPSHOP.
(con dancing test is always amusing - you're doing complex heel and toe things, bouncing, sliding and doing quasi-latin steps and the shop assistants just stare and ask what dancing you do. The correct answer being 'well, try dancing to Prodigy, the Hustle, Sugababes, Bon Jovi, Jackson Five, Mika and Mambo #5 all within the space of an hour...')
Also has mp3 player that is being bought solely for highly illegal concert recording capabilities winging its way to me from some shop in scotland.