my children. let me impart this on you.

You remember the 'managing to cut myself on a banana' of last week?

Today i got an electric shock off one.

The bananas. They have it in for me. Clearly.

I'm naturally an electric shocky person as it is - metal, carpet, other people - one co-worker was an electric shocky person as well, and the pinnacle of our achievement was the time we managed to shock each other from across the corridor, complete with a loud bang and the receptionist going 'what the fuck was that?'

But this, I feel, has surpassed even that. BANANA.