I'm sorry I haven't a clue

[burntcopper]

All familiar with this radio programme, you know what I'm talking about. Everyone else, go to the bbc website and listen to this week's. I just want to know what goes on in the minds of Humphrey Littleton and the crew that they come up with some of the filthiest innuendo know to man. And the English were *raised* on innuendo. There's nothing like getting an American guest to shriek 'I didn't mean *that*! God, you people have filthy minds!'

Seriously. There's nothing like having a kitchen full of people whip round, mouths open in disbelief at some of the stuff Humph comes out with - especially the Samantha jokes. You don't want to know about the Samantha jokes. Really you don't. They're worse than the Lionel Blair jokes, and that's something.

I wonder if there's a way to explain such in-jokes as 'Hamish you'll have had your tea', 'inasmuchas' and the complete and total mastery these people have over the common garden musical instruments the swannee whistle and kazoo.

:bite nails nervously in anticipation of kickoff: