Dentists and Evangelists

[burntcopper]

Went into town to pay someone to inflict pain on me. Yep, the Hygienist visit had come around again. This is the pointy water-jet cleaner specifically made for jabbing into gums. This is Heather's gums. Say hi and spend a good fifteen minutes with each other. You're paying for the privilege here.

On the way there, came across the Evangelists preaching in Broad Street. I couldn't help it. I heckled. "And God's message is pure and true -"
"Except where the Bible contradicts itself."
:senses heckler: "Where?"
"Kings and the New Testament. Oh, and Samuel."
"...Okay, you're correct there. But actually, God is against religion."
"Do tell."
"Isaiah. And Jesus."
"Are we talking the Pharisees here?"
"Talk to my friend here."
Got into reasoned discussion. Nice people, just couldn't comprehend the whole atheist thing. Or evolution. Or the fact that if you want things to believe in, life is quite enough. There's no reason to bring gods into it.

:sigh: Should've brought up Kevin Smith's Dogma. And Lot. And Jericho.