burntcopper: (commas)
burntcopper ([personal profile] burntcopper) wrote2006-03-21 04:27 pm

accents in written language. grrrr.

:wails: I thought English and Chinese were supposed to rule the world linguisitically by now!

No more of these sodding characters with breves and cedillas and carons and... WTF is a sodding macron, for Love Swami's sake?

:mutters: come the revolution, all silly little marks over or under or through letters to indicate pronunciation will be wiped out. You can cope with association and context for it like the English do, and sod the fact that our spelling makes no sense! Yours tends to, so it can cope much beter than ours, dammit!

The only accents we admit to come from words we swiped from the French because we didn't have a word for it of our own. And even then most of the time we can't be arsed.

This brought to you by having to trawl through the charts at unicode for the sodding *name* of it, then find out what the character looks like from there, get its hex number, plug that into the calculator to get its dec number to plug into the xml editor. FORTY-THREE SODDING TIMES.

You will all die horribly. All of you.

[identity profile] ruthi.livejournal.com 2006-03-21 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Mwahahahaha!

(And do you mean the old Chinese writing system, or simplified Chinese?)

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-03-21 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
But what about the umlaut? It would be a trifle naïve of you to say that only accents from French are an accepted part of the English printed language.

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
The umlaut will also be banned. All will perish. Naive is a terrible word and most people don't bother with the umlaut on it anyway.

[identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
How can you say such nasty things about the unlaut? the umlaut is a wonderful thing. It flattens vowels so nicely and just the sound of it-- umlaut. Umlaut. It's like Bob or hailbut, one of those words that just sounds funnier the more you say it.