I HAVE EXPIRED FROM TEH CUTE

[burntcopper]

Lookit! Baby orangutangs!

SOD THE TIGER CUBS. I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO WIBBLING SQUEE BY THE CUUUUUTE THAT IS THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.

:brings forth the bananas and spare tyres and library books and Dewey Decimal system for them to play with:

:pokes the tiger cubs warily, then shoves them to one side and contemplates selling them to the nearest chinese medical practitioner:

:raises eyebrow: What? They're going to grow up to be really big bastard predators. Orangutangs, on the other hand, are cooler than you will *ever* hope to be in your form as Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

Comments

[tirinar.livejournal.com]

Cute is an understatement! Those eyes! That hair! That grin! Those EYES! *wibble*

Although *spank* to you for mis-spelling Orangutan, Madame Editor! *spank* Cos you did it twice.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

I was brought up with both spellings. CUUUUUUTE.

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

SQUEE! KITTENS!

*gathers up fluffy Tiger cubs before the Chinese medicine practitioners wander along*

You and your Dewey Decimal system won't be laughing once I've found these fluffballs a ball of yarn the size of a lorry!

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

:ponders: Actually, given the size of my hands,they'd probably make rather nice fur mittens....

Pah,I say, to your balls of yarn.

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

Mittens?! *covers their cute ickle ears* You, go... Play with the primates! Look! *distracts* They're doing algebra! *cuddles fluffy little killing machines and runs away*

[szm.livejournal.com]

And Orangutan's make excellent librarian's!

Ook.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Exactly! productive members of society! Were tigers ever productive members of society?

[odangochan.livejournal.com]

You have clearly never played with a tiger cub. I have, and the cute almost made me diabetic.