burntcopper: (them)
burntcopper ([personal profile] burntcopper) wrote2007-02-28 05:26 pm

I HAVE EXPIRED FROM TEH CUTE

Lookit! Baby orangutangs!

SOD THE TIGER CUBS. I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO WIBBLING SQUEE BY THE CUUUUUTE THAT IS THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.

:brings forth the bananas and spare tyres and library books and Dewey Decimal system for them to play with:

:pokes the tiger cubs warily, then shoves them to one side and contemplates selling them to the nearest chinese medical practitioner:

:raises eyebrow: What? They're going to grow up to be really big bastard predators. Orangutangs, on the other hand, are cooler than you will *ever* hope to be in your form as Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

[identity profile] szm.livejournal.com 2007-02-28 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And Orangutan's make excellent librarian's!

Ook.

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2007-02-28 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! productive members of society! Were tigers ever productive members of society?