You know you're obsessed with slash when....

[burntcopper]

(got this off one of the LOTR lists)
* It's absolutely clear to you that all great hunks in movies who
are supposed to be enemies are secretly doing it.

* You're beginning to wonder why there's gotta be a female lead
in every damn movie who gets between the two delicious guys
you think are meant to be.

* When Boromir died in "Fellowship of the Ring" everyone else in
the theater was sad, but you had a big fat smile on your face
because Aragorn kissed him.

* You know all "Queer As Folk" episodes by heart.

* In "Aliens" you got your own ideas about what Hicks and
Hudson were doing on their last mission.

* No male/male friendship is save from your dirty thoughts.

* Whenever you see a movie with at least two handsome men,
first thing you do afterwards is hunt the net for slash fic.

* Your friends think you're a pervert because you can't stop
drooling when Commodus is talking to chained up Maximus in
"Gladiator".

* You're leading a campaign to get "Star Wars - Episode I" rated
R because Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are just too obvious for little
kids to watch.

* There's no movie or book in which you can't find some slash
potential.

* You're utterly surprised when you hear that the big "Titanic" love
story wasn't about Jack and Fabrizio.

* You thinks it's about time for Bond boys instead of James Bond
chicks.

* Bickering is always an unmistakable sign.

* So is talking to each other.

* There doesn't necessarily have to be talking.

* Or looking.

* Or anything.

* Because you can *still* see it