burntcopper | Request zone

'Tis my birthday on the 7th of this month. At dawn (around 6am), whatever timezone Jakarta inhabits (don't ask me, I live in the GMT zone). So... erm... I was thinking... Could I request some fic? I don't mind if it's angst, smut, happy, whatever. AUs also appreciated, as long as they're in character.

Gunn/Wes
Wes/Lilah
Wes/Faith (no, no common theme here, how could you think that?)
Sean Bean/any of the Fellowship. Excepting Serena, John or 'Lij.
Miranda being snarky and evil. I don't care if there's a pairing, just give me snarky Miranda.
Any combination of Dom, Billy, Orli or Lij. Except Billy/Lij.
Methos or Krycek/anyone. crossovers only, bonus points if you manage to do it with rps.
Stuart/Vince
Mal/Jayne
any *Nsync pairing is a good *Nsync pairing. Remember this.
as is any Eminem/cute bloke pairing....
EDIT : Any Sean Bean or Wes slash appreciated, plus Sean Bean in _insert role here_. Oh, and the Wes/anyone does not extend to the other characters in BtVS or AtS. I have my prejudices.

:bats eyelashes: pwease?