Strange little things to say

[burntcopper]

(aka me trying to distract myself from filling in job application forms)

Similes I've come up with the past few days and I have no idea where they came from...

'Gayer than a moose.'

'Cooler than a frickin' Jackson Pollock painting.'

anyone got any others?

And on the radio, Chris Moyles and Will the producer are quizzing Comedy Dave on his lack of basic knowledge about christian festivals. Quite scary how little he does know about the Easter period....

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My personal fave:

Bent as a bag full of boomerangs.