jumping on the t-shirt bandwagon

This is all Cassandra Claire's fault.

I went and got myself two t-shirts printed - bog standard white on black babydoll, Impact font (think the Sun or your average tabloid newspaper, I couldn't be arsed to get anything fancy at the time, considering how doddery the guy doing it was - though I did piss him off slightly by being a smart-arse font freak). One says 'Sam will kill me if I try anything - Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous' and the other is 'Still the prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go Me!'

And dammit, they look good. Put them on to see if they fitted fine and I'm *still* grinning...

dammit, what's all this half-elf nonsense?

I Am A: Neutral Evil Half-Elf Thief Bard


Alignment:
Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals.


Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.


Primary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.


Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.


Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan!

Hmph. Half-elf. I grew out of wanting to be one of those when I was twelve (yes, I went through a stage of Dragonlance devouring). I wanna be human or halfling.

My heating system has been making strange noises for the past couple of days. but it's working.