Aug. 23rd, 2002

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For christians need knickers too.

Also resolves the great contraception debate. Solution? Why, it's simple! Oral sex! Just as pleasurable, and guaranteed no pregnancy resulting from it!

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Aug. 23rd, 2002 02:40 pm
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Got up at 12:30 today - went to bed at 5am - way too much Due South porn. Plus getting back at midnight from London, where the day was spent partly in the queue for the Neil Gaiman signing at Forbidden Planet with [livejournal.com profile] megolas for his kiddy horror story Coraline which I read whilst in the queue. Being right at the front meant we spent the getting there early period reading the book and watching the Toni & Guy students having fag breaks, stick figures in unshowy yet highly fashionable black with the kind of haircuts you only see on those whose life is their hair and can thus achieve them. Have decided from what I've heard of Nsync's earlbum am not impressed. Coraline's not as good as some of his previous kids stuff - The Day I Swapped My Dad For Two Goldfish and Violent Cases are in my opinion far better. Still, good, and has some classic Gaiman touches - black button eyes and strange cats and passageways; of all his work it's most reminiscent of Neverwhere which I love and adore, with a little touch of The Doll's House arc in Sandman.

After that, came the sitting in Starbucks with one of the girls in the queue talking fanfiction. Had one of those very, very strange moments of fandom when somebody recognises you. When I was recognised from Buffy and Warren Ellis, I wasn't knocked too much sideways as I have several websites and was a regular poster on the messageboard in the Ellis category. This one... I got recognised as an author after we discussed fanfiction and gaves out our pennames. It turns out she reads the Dark is Rising slash on ff.net. According to Meg I did a very good imitation of a cartoon character whose jaw drops to the table in shock and then rolls up again. Had interesting discussion on HP, a bit of Buffy, LOTR, Lotrps and those stories that everyone's either heard of or has read.

After that, came the trip to Wagamama. We used to be addicts to Mr Wu's and Mr Au's. These days we worship at the Japanese restaurant with so many outlets in London it's untrue. Zasai Gohan, c'mere. And then Borders where the coffee shop was invaded and mentally scarred by the Jack, the Katie, the Tanya, the Meg and the Heather talking loudly about slash, sex, and Victorian prostitution terms from 5-10pm. While over in one part of that floor they had a serious, deadly dull talk on Lesbian Literary Culture. Bland-faced drones all v. serious and upright listening to someone reading out deathly dull prose. 'I met her on the train. It was Tuesday...' :yawn:. This was overheard as we sashayed to the loo occasonally. We were having far more fun scarring anyone in earshot talking incest in The Lost Boys and plot points of Oz, where you can get cute boys and violence.

I WAS A HAPPY CHILD
lucky you. you were what every child should be.
carefree. optimistic. and happy.
what kind of child were you?
(brought you by april)
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It's officially started. Go outside and you can hear the bands from the main stage at Reading Festival in the distance.

I always get quite confused and amused by this. Reading is not a famous, landmark mecca town, like Manchester or London or Liverpool or Brighton. You don't go on holiday or there for a mad weekend of clubbing or shopping. We're a town where people raise their children and work. The only famous things we've got going for us are the fact we have the first written piece of music on the wall of the Abbey and the fact that we incarcerated Oscar Wilde. Seriously. That's it. It's one of those places people come from. But once a year, every August Bank Holiday, thousands of people head to Reading with camping gear on their backs to go to the Festival on the Rivermead site. It's the longest running music festival in the UK, dating back to the fifties when it was the Blues festival and a tad more sedate. It doesn't have the mythos of Glastonbury, but it's there. It survives. It's supported by the local community and is one of the few where the local food shops and camping shops benefits. yep, it's unashamedly commercial, but there's never been an overreaching ethos like Glastonbury and it's never pretended to be anything it isn't. It's massive amounts of music and three days in a tent, and great fun the years I've been.
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A few weeks ago you may have read about me dreading my smear test, as the last time I had one, they screwed it up and I had to go in for another one. It's painful, I hate them, and just as I've relaxed they crank the damn thing and I automatically tense; which contracts the head of the womb around the mechanism-thingy and results in pain.

THEY'VE FUCKING WELL GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! :screams:

Got the letter today that I have to go in again. Apparently 10% of all the tests have to be repeated. Is anyone else seeing a rather big problem when 1 in 10 results of such an important test have to repeated?

I will be happy with this procedure when the government anounce by law that men have to get their prostate checked every five years.

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