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kabukivice
User Number: 133765
Date Created:14/05/01
Number of Posts: 209
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Heather is a girl with simple needs who was presented with Miss Piggy as a role model at a very early age and never looked back. |
Strengths: Dancing, ability to bend spine in two, drawing and producing smutty song lyrics in any genre on demand. |
Weaknesses: Dancefloors, swimming pools, pop tunes, Haagen Dazs, nail polish and Sean Bean. Hobbits. |
Special Skills: White noise production, avoiding vacuum cleaners, wearing as little as possible, scar-inducing mental imagery, historical trivia, genetic inability to get hangovers. |
Weapons: Wiggle, miniature trebuchet and longbow. |
Motto: Shame has no place in this world. |
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