burntcopper | Aug. 24th, 2002

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	kabukivice User Number: 133765 Date Created:14/05/01 Number of Posts: 209
Heather is a girl with simple needs who was presented with Miss Piggy as a role model at a very early age and never looked back.
Strengths: Dancing, ability to bend spine in two, drawing and producing smutty song lyrics in any genre on demand.
Weaknesses: Dancefloors, swimming pools, pop tunes, Haagen Dazs, nail polish and Sean Bean. Hobbits.
Special Skills: White noise production, avoiding vacuum cleaners, wearing as little as possible, scar-inducing mental imagery, historical trivia, genetic inability to get hangovers.
Weapons: Wiggle, miniature trebuchet and longbow.
Motto: Shame has no place in this world.