I've just decided to stick in a massive of talking about the blatant gayness of Lord of the Rings into the novel. You have no idea how fast this is boosting my word count. So far have done the elves, mid-way through Boromir, and haven't even touched on the hobbits or wizards yet.
I actually sat down at the computer today with the idea that I'd try and do something on the rather quiet nature of the Sean/Rowan relationship (the alpha wolves in the pack) to boost my word count, hopefully with inane tangent ramblings on the nature of being that keep popping up when I'm writing. Instead, Rowan had to ruffle Sean's hair as she was passing and comment on his terrible taste in novels. This somehow led to LOTR. And of course, homoeroticism inherent in the source and film material. Wheeee!
I actually sat down at the computer today with the idea that I'd try and do something on the rather quiet nature of the Sean/Rowan relationship (the alpha wolves in the pack) to boost my word count, hopefully with inane tangent ramblings on the nature of being that keep popping up when I'm writing. Instead, Rowan had to ruffle Sean's hair as she was passing and comment on his terrible taste in novels. This somehow led to LOTR. And of course, homoeroticism inherent in the source and film material. Wheeee!