The elf thang

cesperanzais evil. megolasmentioned the elf drabble thing, and the Faculty bunnies went for my throat.

Fuck. They came back. After all that happened when Mary Beth came to town, probably the
best he can hope for is Zeke hitting him in the eyeball with his Special Brand, while Delilah
holds him down.

Zeke corners you in the stalls of the men’s room and shoves his hand down your pants,
sucking on your tongue. He stops, staring. "Casey? What the fuck happened to your
ears?"

"Um. They got pointy?"

"Don't give me that. Fuck. What happened, they decide to match the rest of your face?"

"Um."

"Fuck it. You start craving water, then I'll kill you."

The elf thang

cesperanza is evil. megolasmentioned the elf drabble thing, and the Faculty bunnies went for my throat.

Fuck. They came back. After all that happened when Mary Beth came to town, probably the
best he can hope for is Zeke hitting him in the eyeball with his Special Brand, while Delilah
holds him down.

Zeke corners you in the stalls of the men's room and shoves his hand down your pants,
sucking on your tongue. He stops, staring. "Casey? What the fuck happened to your
ears?"

"Um. They got pointy?"

"Don't give me that. Fuck. What happened, they decide to match the rest of your face?"

"Um."

"Fuck it. You start craving water, then I'll kill you."

:bangs head off table:

Fuck. ( It's bloody Robin of Sherwood elves now... )

meme-ness

Right, now that the whole Evil Little Fucking challenge is over - I'm never going to think of Gisburne in the same way again, I tell you.... I have decided to filch a meme. Which should've been posted on the 31st, but what the fuck.

Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you'd predicted?

A hell of a lot less, but I have an excuse. Nanowrimo and website mania. ...christ. Only 9 shorts, but according to the log, didn't write anything for six months.

What pairing/genre/fandom did you write that you would never have predicted in January 2002?

Faculty. Oh, and poking Meg to write Lotrips and popslash. Mind you, don't think I would've written Wes/Faith before either.

What's your favorite story of the year? Not the most popular, but the one that makes you happiest?

Probably either To See Another Sunrise or Black as a Lifestyle Choice. Those had a lot of effort put into them,

Did you take any writing risks this year? (See above for unexpected pairings, etc.) What did you learn from them?

I wrote smut. And my god, the first piece? I can so see the zombie hand of Rob Lowe in it. Am puzzled why I keep getting 'my god, that was hot' feedback, though. Oh, and when in doubt, beta the fuck out of any story you have before posting. Plus have learned just how difficult it is to keep something going for a whole novel's worth, let alone a novella.

Do you have any fanfic or profic goals for the New Year?

Write more smut, and be more prolific. Also get off my arse and finish or at least type up the mountain of short fic pieces I have hanging around.

:cough: sidling in....

I should also admit that I kept hitting megolas with elf plotbunnies last night. The Bean! elf one's my fault. There is, however, the matter of this one. it never got beyond a few lines, but.... errr... Maurice Elf, anyone?

SaltwaterVice: We're the same, sir, you know it,and i know it. You called to me."
SaltwaterVice: :sniffle: I can't write it accurately cos Dol has my video...
miss megolas: piss off.
miss megolas: tomorrow.
miss megolas: :pets:
SaltwaterVice: 'We hoped baptism would cure him of it.'
miss megolas: am going to bed now. toodles.
miss megolas: ahaa. go awaaaaaay
SaltwaterVice: We shall skip that part that pertains to the elvish vice.
miss megolas: :pokes you with a stick:
SaltwaterVice: "look, old chap, you've got to give it up. Dancing naked in circles... it's time to settle down. It's done wonders for me."
SaltwaterVice: "I stayed up all night for you. Risked cold iron for you."
SaltwaterVice: "Went without conditioner for three whole hours for you."

:sigh:

I appear to have hurt someone's feelings without meaning to, so roseveare? I'm sorry. Everyone who knows me knows I'm a flippant self-absorbed twat and will try to reply to more lj replies in future.