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megolasIf you call me....
Heather, you are practically everyone. The name doesn't lend itself to shortening.
Gillian, Judith, Lindsey or Jane, you are one of my deceased grandmothers.
Heth, you are Steph or another of the Mackay clan. Or possibly
lazlet.
Sofa, you are also a Mackay.
Flower, Petal, Lamb, you have a Geordie accent and are of the Coopers.
Heather Jane, you're either a Cooper or a Wallace. Either way, you have a Geordie accent.
Darling Lovie Sweetie Bear, you are my father, trying to annoy me.
Snerk, you are my brother or my dad.
Baggins, you are a Hanson.
Heatherin Took, you are almost certainly
soulstarGB or Gunbunny, you know me off lj.
Supergirl, you're a stranger who doesn't know my name but wants to get my attention.
Heather Leather/Weather/Feather, you went to Westwood Farm Junior and Infants, or if it's more recent, you are some tosser at the Purple Turtle.
...Heatheran/Megher/Terrible Twosome, then you're someone who knows me and
megolas and have seen how we mind-merge.
(Quick note - Coopers - Dad's mum's side. Hansons - mum's side. Wallaces - Dad's brother et family.)