Full news here. Lock up your wives, release your inner transsexual cab-drivers, and remember that if you're not local, there's nothing for you here. Squeeeeeee!
And yes, I am terribly reminded of the way that the painting department at college adopted the
'This is a local place for local people. There's nothing for you here.' phrase as their own and painted it on a wall so it was the first thing you saw when walking in... Mind you, this could probably be attributed to most of Cornwall. If you have money, we'll be happy to fleece you. Otherwise, please go away.
Going Postal has arrived three days early! It is mine, all mine! And now I'm buggering off to town to go see
Hero.