:sigh:

Clever things to do : when wearing a white sundress, spill coffee on your lap. Soak up with handy napkins, hare for the ladies loos, soak, apply large amounts of soap. Completely remove stain, skirt is dry by lunchtime. Go to Regents Park, have picnic. Get not a single mark on dress. Evening : go to Wagamama. Order Ebi Kare Lomen. Stuuuuuuupid. Spray factor goes all the way up to eleven, and it's chilli and lemongrass and coconut.

Tomorrow, hunt for costume accessories and get haircut.