Notice left in the work kitchen after much frustration.

Do not put fairy liquid in the coffee jug. If you want to clean the coffee jug, just let it soak.

Fairy liquid takes ages to remove from the coffee jug and taints the coffee.

Do not force the caffeine addicts to hunt you down and put weasels in your trousers.


There are breaking points. Mine was this morning. After SEVEN RINSINGS of the damn jug, one leaving to dry and finally having to run it through a coffee-less cycle to get rid of the fairy liquid.

may have had too much coffee

have been a tad jittery for past hour or so. Um. Send help.