I need a t-shirt

After yet another round of people thinking my name means I'm Scottish (actually, if you did an internet search, it's more likely that I'm Canadian), have decided need t-shirt :

Calluna vulgaris :
More English than Irish
More Irish than Cornish
More Cornish than Hugenot French
Not fucking well Scots, so stop asking.*

*Though I still know more history than Mel Gibson.