:pokes womb:

Right, you should be having a period right now. Seriously.

I'm not sure if it's screwed up because I haven't taken the pill this month or because I was sick - I originally went on the pill to get my periods to behave - the not taking the pill was due to the first week of that cycle spent being ill and thus forgetting, so I decided to let it tide over. (taking a week's worth of hormones would not be a good idea)

Pregnancy should be a virtual impossibility considering the point of cycle I last had sex. Plus, y'know, condoms.

but still, argh. I'm probably just being paranoid due to my mate being preggers. I know I want kids but, er, not now, please.