:pokes womb:

[burntcopper]

Right, you should be having a period right now. Seriously.

I'm not sure if it's screwed up because I haven't taken the pill this month or because I was sick - I originally went on the pill to get my periods to behave - the not taking the pill was due to the first week of that cycle spent being ill and thus forgetting, so I decided to let it tide over. (taking a week's worth of hormones would not be a good idea)

Pregnancy should be a virtual impossibility considering the point of cycle I last had sex. Plus, y'know, condoms.

but still, argh. I'm probably just being paranoid due to my mate being preggers. I know I want kids but, er, not now, please.

Comments

[birdsflying]

Snap. only with the joy of having a wonky cycle anyway and the utter refusal to have kids.

[hackenbacker.livejournal.com]

:pokes:

meh, missed. Stand closer, will you...

[odangochan.livejournal.com]

99% chance it's due to the blip in pill-taking. Your body's been used to being told when to menstruate by the pill, so when it's not told to it gets confused. You'll probably end up having two periods next month or something equally horrible but it's damn unlikely to be pregnancy.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

yeah, I know, it's just the paranoia of being on the pill since 19 and thus being used to clockwork periods.

[mrmrsmith.livejournal.com]

can you say IMMACULATE CONCEPTION?

imagine that - raising the lord and saviour...

wonder what costumes you'd get him wearing

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

:frantic coughing: trust me, not immaculate, and I would have *serious* problems getting hold of the father.

:tries to imagine raising our lord and saviour: '...wtf? I raised you to be atheist. You're not supposed to start your own religion!'
'Stop walking on water. You're having swimming lessons whether you like it or not.'

Hmmm. I think it would be the Dread Pirate Roberts first. Or possibly John Crichton.

[hackenbacker.livejournal.com]

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