Ah, religious nit-picks...
Mar. 3rd, 2004 09:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
burntcopperInspired by God hates Shrimp.
One of those times when you feel the urge to go up to the people yelling about god hating gays and inquire :
Excuse me, is that polycotton fibre you're wearing?
:tut: There's lycra in that.
Do you eat bacon and ham? Really?
Ever eaten anything with a cream sauce?
Do you eat shrimp?
Do you have a mortgage?
I don't see any tassles at the corners of your clothing.
Do you garden? Cool. Do you leave it fallow every seven years?
When you've harvested your crop, do you go right to the edges and get every last bit? Oh, you do, do you? :tut:
Oh, and for all those familiar with the 'mixed fibres in your clothing' argument, that's actually mentioned *twice* in the old testament, Deuteronomy *and* Leviticus. So it's at least as bad as being gay, if not worse, because I'm pretty sure ref #2 about men having sex with men is more of a mild rebuke, and ref #3 is in the letters of Paul. Mixed fibres is *specific*. And much worse than witchcraft.
One of those times when you feel the urge to go up to the people yelling about god hating gays and inquire :
Excuse me, is that polycotton fibre you're wearing?
:tut: There's lycra in that.
Do you eat bacon and ham? Really?
Ever eaten anything with a cream sauce?
Do you eat shrimp?
Do you have a mortgage?
I don't see any tassles at the corners of your clothing.
Do you garden? Cool. Do you leave it fallow every seven years?
When you've harvested your crop, do you go right to the edges and get every last bit? Oh, you do, do you? :tut:
Oh, and for all those familiar with the 'mixed fibres in your clothing' argument, that's actually mentioned *twice* in the old testament, Deuteronomy *and* Leviticus. So it's at least as bad as being gay, if not worse, because I'm pretty sure ref #2 about men having sex with men is more of a mild rebuke, and ref #3 is in the letters of Paul. Mixed fibres is *specific*. And much worse than witchcraft.
