Indirectly, the random pairing generator is responsible...

[burntcopper]

For some reason, I now have images. Harley/Ivy images. Where, er...

SaltwaterVice: It's just... I now have images of Harley giving Ivy make-up presents of recordings of Gardener's Question Time...
miss megolas: ah.

ahahaqha!
SaltwaterVice: Ivy eyes cds suspiciously: 'what are those?'
SaltwaterVice: Um, I went to a lot of trouble to get these, so, um....'
SaltwaterVice: harley. tell me now.
miss megolas: I could so see that
SaltwaterVice: 'er... 1950s recording of Gardener's Question Time? pre-Bob Flowerdew?'
SaltwaterVice: Ivy tackles and glomps, then dances away with cds happily clutched to bosom:
miss megolas: oh yeeah. it'd be like crack to her.

Yes. Er. (for those who have no idea, Gardener's Question Time is a program on BBC Radio 4 on sunday afternoons, where a panel of experts travel around the country to village halls and the like where they hold court whilst people bring cuttings for inspection, or ask things like 'my garden is south-facing and I was wondering what the panel would recommend in the way of apple trees on this soil?' Gardeners in the UK *dream* of getting this lot in their area.)

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[jamjar.livejournal.com]

Oh yes.

And then Ivy can go to the UK with Harley on a not-honeymoon (except it kind of is, really, and everyone kind of knows it, even them, even if they're not admiting it) and they can track down Gardener's Question time and make out in Kew gardens. In the moss garden.

And Harley can do acrobatics on those ggian lilypads- the ones that can hold up a person.