Episode III title-age

[burntcopper]

So, as anyone who's a rabid Star Wars fan now knows, the title of Episode III has been revealed. It's a fairly predictable Revenge of the Sith. The other most popular mooted one amongst fans was Rise of the Empire, which I personally prefer. However, empireonline ran a poll on suggested titles a few months back, some of which are *far* more entertaining.

First you have the Serious:

The winners...

Rise Of The Empire

Fall Of The Republic

Fall Of The Jedi

Revenge Of The Sith

See Also...

The Sith Awakening
Marco Aurelio

A New Order
Carl Curran

The Shadow's Ascension
Joel Sparks

The Dark Betrayal
Karen Jaffa

Twilight Of The Jedi
(if only because the German translation would be Jedidammerung.) - Aaron Gowen

The Not-so-serious:

Anakin Versus the Volcano
Carl Mavin

In Sithness And In Health
Alan Smithee

The Sith Hits The Fan
Wongmuldoon

For A Few Dollars More
Alex Mcginlay

Stop! Or My Padawan will Shoot!
Ryan Peile

The Tatooine Lightsaber Massacre
Michael Craven

Kill Binks
Andrew Jones

Confessions Of A Teenage Jedi
Chris Wright

The Emperor's New Groove
Peter Parker

The Empire Of The Son
Peter Parker

The Sith Sense
lots and lots of you

The Force And The Furious
Caroline Robeson

Padme, Baby, One More Time
Caroline Robeson

Jedi Nights
Paul Enders

The Emperor's New Clones
Steve Owen

Darth Vader (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the dark side)
Steve Owen

The Force Whisperer
Karjun

Death Stars In Their Eyes
Karjun

Sith Happens
Charles Ebikeme

Army of Darthness
Ash

Palp Fiction
Helen Highwater

Start Panicking, It's Anakin
Ian

And the 'Eh?' Some of which are fucking fabulous. :

The Entropy Ravaging
Andrew

The Delicious Milk
Gavin Allen

Removal of the Spleen
Biblo Porgam

Jedi Crumble
Samantha Jane (heroic decline or novelty pudding?)

The Rock Monsters
Mark Cordell

Return of the Monkey Toucher
Kenny Wilson

The Sausage Of Doom
Sean Chuckle

My Cat is Sick
Jeff Wode

Jedipalooza
Frank Castle

And the inimitable...

Greetings From Belgium
Kenzo

Dammit, I want Greetings from Belgium! The power! The passion! The angst! The splattering of Jar-Jar with waffles!

Comments

[iamza.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Anakin and the Volcano; Stop! Or My Padawan will Shoot!; The Force Whisperer; Death Stars In Their Eyes; Sith Happens; Army of Darthness; and The Emperor's New Clones were amongst my personal favourites. :-)

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

I think I would actually PAY to see Army of Darthness or Greetings from Belgium. As it is, after the last two and the SEs... Lucas ain't getting another penny out of me! *shakes fist*

[mattato.livejournal.com]

my preference is Anakin v. the volcano.