burntcopper | Harry potter and the half Blood Prince

My god, this is so the shippy let's-see-them-discover-their hormones now the shouty phase has died down book.

Ginny rules, especially when pointing out to Ron that she's far more advanced than him when it comes to her sex life. And who noticed the ginny/hermione bit?

awww, Fred/George. Twincest is alive and well, and making a nice profit on their shop. Considering they can start making payments back to Harry *already* and a year hasn't even gone past, that's amazing. Or Diagon Alley rents are so low it's not true.

Hermione/Ron. :pats them on the head: don't worry, this too shall pass. You've been destined for each other since book one. And am rather glad that you were both doing the one-upmanship on each other.

...JKR, you're not supposed to make me *like* Harry/Ginny because it's so very uncomplicated and non-angsty and Quidditch obsessive.

Harry/Draco. Oh dear god. obsessions are us, much? When you're obsessing that much over someone to the extent of ignoring everything else, you worry. 'Harry, can you find out this memory? Quidditch! School!' 'Can't stop now, must stalk Draco!'

Harry/Snape. 'see me obsess and worship over this teenager I don't even *know!' And

daegaer's right, what do you mean you can't recognise your own teacher's handwriting? You recognised it straight away in the last book.

Tonks/Remus. Errrr.... completely out of left field, but it's all about the fact that both of them love Sirius. And Remus needs nookie. Does say something that my first thought was 'oh, look,

copperbadge'll be happy.'

Dooby/Kreacher : the original bitch couple. 'Master is a ***** t***** g***** m***.' :bitchslap: :snog: 'Dobby is sorry, Harry Potter, Kreacher is being taught manners.'

Well, first,

blythely is completely to blame for my bounciness when it came to the Muggle Prime Minister bit. Ministry of Magic interacting with Muggle govt! and eee, Kingsley! (still need to cast Kingsley. hmm.)

Editors! She used editors! And it's so fucking fabulous a book! there is ministry PR stuff! Harry continually going 'and Stan?' scars of 'I must not tell lies!' (wonder what the Dursleys thought of that one.)

Ah, Luna. we love Luna. I'm with Ron, install her as commentator on all matches. I so wanna see Emma Thompson bitching whilst drunk.

Snape is still extremely grey and killed Dumbledore because Dumbledore asked (he was dying) and it's the only way he could save his skin and Draco's. I so do not believe that he's got any resepct whatsoever for Voldemort.

Narcissa and Bellatrix are fabulous. That's all I will say. But Narcissa, did you have to raise your son to be such a consistently whiny brat?

Mmmm, Can we please keep the Tom Riddle bits in for the next film? Especially his older self ones, could even use the same actor.

Harry gets mature and non-shouty! Yay! :pout: Want more Neville. and Padma and Parvati. But heh. Lavender, you are so being used.