burntcopper | doll meme

Gacked from

dolores because it's funny.

1. Go to the Elouai doll maker.
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some kind.

Cut about two inches off the hair and thin it a tiny bit, then add ten pounds. I'm disturbed that my 'me' doll actually looks more like a Mary Sue than my Mary Sue. And yes, I have been known to wear bunches.

Yes, my Mary Sue really is this boring. But when your job is basically Mike-from-Ultraviolet for most of the supernatural community of the UK, with added paperwork and actually knowing what's going on, you need clothes you can walk through the sewers in. And yes, she is on full acquaintance with the Doctor, and refers to him as 'the tosser who has yet to stand his round', and also fancies John Constantine something rotten. She can't figure out why, and so annoys him instead by banning him from smoking at any crime scenes he's been hauled in on. She dislikes elves, and has a real problem with the Ministry of Magic, who're known as 'effete robe-wearing wankers' in the rest of Intel. She refuses on principle to wear godawful trenchcoats, preferring leather jackets.