I'm not even supposed to *be* here today!
Oct. 14th, 2005 01:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
burntcopperAh, Clerks, a movie that I'm not even very keen on (though I worship Mallrats and Dogma) but provides the perfect quotage.
Okay, yes, I am supposed to be here today, but because Gemma's off in Valencia (bitch!) I'm dealing with a chunk of her workload, but also having to take the calls that come through on her phone. Oh my god, insecure authors scare me. Really, really insecure ones. The secure ones never call, or only call with corrections.
And there was a certain one who called up with corrections to his just-published article. Three times. To repeat the same thing. Repeating himself in the same sentence. :reaches through phoneline to the US and strangles: And it's my fucking lunchbreak the bastard's calling in!
Okay, yes, I am supposed to be here today, but because Gemma's off in Valencia (bitch!) I'm dealing with a chunk of her workload, but also having to take the calls that come through on her phone. Oh my god, insecure authors scare me. Really, really insecure ones. The secure ones never call, or only call with corrections.
And there was a certain one who called up with corrections to his just-published article. Three times. To repeat the same thing. Repeating himself in the same sentence. :reaches through phoneline to the US and strangles: And it's my fucking lunchbreak the bastard's calling in!
