Introducing myself, in plainest language.

[burntcopper]

:waves hi:

At birth I was named Flowering Shrub, Beloved by _insert deity here_, Comes from _insert village here_, who is Not of Our People.

I was born under the sign of the sea goat in the year of the horse.

How about you?

Comments

[narrauko.livejournal.com]

I wasn't born. I emerged, fully formed, from a sea of vinegar.

This accounts for my charming and unique personality.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

:interested look: Did it contain pickles? you could be a decent source for cocktail snacks...

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Upon being spawned I was named Wee Female Julius and Daughter of Jove, with a middle name meaning Shrub used to Make Symbolic Crowns Out Of, and no one's quite sure what my surname means except it has something to do with the French Revolution, or possibly the Republic or the Empire.

Sea goat sign, and year of the rat.

Now onto the important business: what should I drink, a watermelon martini or a margarita? Or should I make something with the triple sec?

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

margaritas. ALWAYS margaritas.

[tirinar.livejournal.com]

Shrub 1 – noun - a woody plant smaller than a tree, usually having multiple permanent stems branching from or near the ground.

Shrub 2 - noun - A beverage made from fruit juice, sugar, and a liquor such as rum or brandy.

Somehow this explains everything. :D

[mrslant]

Young Man, Who Is Like God, Son Of The Manly One, sign of the archer, year of the dog. :-)