Do not fuck this up, America

[burntcopper]

We gave you to the world to provide entertainment for everyone else, and you've been terribly entertaining in the past two years in your very strange process of Democracy.

However, for once, we're trusting you not to fuck it up this time.

We have attack weasels. I have a gazillion surgical and otherwise images at my fingertips that render modblog tamer than a WI meeting (you think I'm kidding? Two of the journals I work on have the company nickname 'things men have done to their penises/stuck up their arses'). The contents of your pants and hindbrains are NOT SAFE.

If nothing else, VOTE FOR THE PRETTY. You're on lj. Most of you are in it for the pretty. FOLLOW YOUR MOST SHALLOW INSTINCTS.

Tomorrow, we as a nation celebrate anti-terrorist/burn-the-catholics/stupidity-of-entering-parliament-with-honest-intentions day. We will be crazed on alcohol, sugar and food poisoning, and willingly standing around in the freezing cold, high on the joys of society-approved arson.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GUNPOWDER WE HAVE AT OUR FINGERTIPS?

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[xenaclone.livejournal.com]

Obama has already scored the moniker, 'Bob the builder' with UK satirists for his, "Yes, we can!" speech [ggg].