wasting trees

[burntcopper]

spent yesterday evening writing really bad Golden age Narnia porn to get it out of my system. Really. it's bloody awful, but it's the only way to get it out of my head. Almost feel like apologising to the pen and notepad as I'm writing it.

Comments

[grondfic.livejournal.com]

OK - well let's see it then .....!

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

hah. It went in the shredder to help purge myself.

Wait, Shredder??

[wordwitch.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME???? SHREDDER???? Damn it, woman, do you know how long we have been waiting for those stories? Especially Lucy before Tumnus calmed her down??? Lucy at 17???

And the Chase of Edmund by Bacchus?????

wait. wait, I get it.

Now that you have written the Very Bad Versions, you can go back and write them properly, right? Like, along with the story about the trade agreement that went so wrong.

Face it: we're up for it. Simply tag it badfic if you must, and fork it over!

Re: Wait, Shredder??

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

...I should explain that it was Susan/Peter/Bacchus, which i have written badfic porn of before, only this was *worse*.

And so many people who read my fic have no idea how much shredding and pointing and laughing by beta happens before it sees the light of day.

And I'm thinking about the Edmund/Bacchus stuff. it keeps happening at the corners of the truly awful shite.