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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

:sulk: I wish i wouldn't go with my instincts. i wanted to be Pol Pot.

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Best time:
Evenings/late nights/whenever is most inconvenient

Got a specific playlist?
CD closest to computer - normally Massive Attack or chillout compilation

Prose easier than dialogue?
nup. dialogue so much easier. prose tends to be all whiny and introspective. banter much, much easier.

Enjoy writing sex scenes?
I get prodded into those and I've only written two of them.

Most troublesome words:
differnt ways to say 'says'.

Do you use stickmen?
Me no understand question

Favourite character pov right now:
Ethan Rayne. Jenny Sparks. Or the little quiet bastard in the corner. Trying to write sans character POV at moment, really.

You know you're obsessed with slash when....

(got this off one of the LOTR lists)
* It's absolutely clear to you that all great hunks in movies who
are supposed to be enemies are secretly doing it.

* You're beginning to wonder why there's gotta be a female lead
in every damn movie who gets between the two delicious guys
you think are meant to be.

* When Boromir died in "Fellowship of the Ring" everyone else in
the theater was sad, but you had a big fat smile on your face
because Aragorn kissed him.

* You know all "Queer As Folk" episodes by heart.

* In "Aliens" you got your own ideas about what Hicks and
Hudson were doing on their last mission.

* No male/male friendship is save from your dirty thoughts.

* Whenever you see a movie with at least two handsome men,
first thing you do afterwards is hunt the net for slash fic.

* Your friends think you're a pervert because you can't stop
drooling when Commodus is talking to chained up Maximus in
"Gladiator".

* You're leading a campaign to get "Star Wars - Episode I" rated
R because Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are just too obvious for little
kids to watch.

* There's no movie or book in which you can't find some slash
potential.

* You're utterly surprised when you hear that the big "Titanic" love
story wasn't about Jack and Fabrizio.

* You thinks it's about time for Bond boys instead of James Bond
chicks.

* Bickering is always an unmistakable sign.

* So is talking to each other.

* There doesn't necessarily have to be talking.

* Or looking.

* Or anything.

* Because you can *still* see it

Narnia

Augh! will someone who has access to the Narnia novels tell me how long it is between the Lion, Witch and Wardrobe and Prince Caspian? Because my brain insists it's only a year or so, and in that case, how could they bloody well be on their way to school if they'd been evacuated to the countryside only a year before?

C.S. Lewis, get your sodding facts straight. You're impeding my 'Edmund being gay and dealing with it in the normal world' plotbunnies, not to mention that these kids are basically adults in younger bodies post LWW - they grew up, ruled, had sex lives, etc etc in Narnia and as has been pointed out, they didn't suddenly lose all those memories when they fell back into this world. Maybe the hormones weren't the same, but we're still talking mini adults here with their belief and values systems shaped by a different society from that of 40s England.

quizzes! quizzes!

Which Hacker's Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

mwhaha.

Did the sidekick quiz, too, but I din't know who anyone was. Apart from the answers that are so obviously Silent Bob. Oh, and I'ma Gold-digging Ho.