The munchies of weird
Jul. 22nd, 2004 05:45 pmHow to tell you have the munchies of weird :
You're mildly hungry, so start rummaging around the kitchen. Only you don't want anything sweet, and you don't want fruit, so you start rummaging in the fridge. But not for normal stuff, oh no...
Count :
Two tiny slices of manchego cheese. Because you weren't in the mood for the cheddar.
Five capers. Because there were no sundried tomatoes.
Several seeds of Sambal Olek. (distilled chillies, bright red to warn you)
Tiny bit of bread with marmite scrapings on it.
One olive.
Three Rice Krispies.
On second thoughts, I should've just had a bowl of Rice Krispies, but that would've required commitment. It's days like these that you need the whole antipasto section of the deli in front of you so you can graze.
You're mildly hungry, so start rummaging around the kitchen. Only you don't want anything sweet, and you don't want fruit, so you start rummaging in the fridge. But not for normal stuff, oh no...
Count :
Two tiny slices of manchego cheese. Because you weren't in the mood for the cheddar.
Five capers. Because there were no sundried tomatoes.
Several seeds of Sambal Olek. (distilled chillies, bright red to warn you)
Tiny bit of bread with marmite scrapings on it.
One olive.
Three Rice Krispies.
On second thoughts, I should've just had a bowl of Rice Krispies, but that would've required commitment. It's days like these that you need the whole antipasto section of the deli in front of you so you can graze.