burntcopper | :sigh:

Having been mainlining the BBC Pride and Prejudice for the past three nights, (flatmate : I love Bride and Prejudice! me : original's better. I mean, we love the B+P mr. Collins, but the Darcy/Lizzie marriage proposal is *so* much better in this one. (proceeds to quote bits, but not perfectly) flatmate : I agree, but may I ask, how many times have you watched this? me : shhhh. wet shirt moment coming up.) I've decided that I need to watch the film tonight. Mmm, Matthew McFadyen. Keira. Rosamund Pike. The short bloke from Bedrooms and Hallways and Enigma and POTC. Donald Sutherland being *awesome*.

The problem? I'm now craving a spectacularly porny P+P wip I had saved to my favourites on my old comp - I stupidly forgot to copy over said faves at the time - everything *but* the favourites - and of course the parentals wiped the memory (mother dearest being a systems person, she wiped it thoroughly). don't remember the title, don't remember the author, it's not on crack_van, and you have no idea how much P+P porn there is on the net and in del.icio.us. :sigh: I want my badfic. Maybe I should just go hunt down The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen in Waterstones for a giggle to see if it'll assuage my cravings. (no really, it's a book in the comedy section that got released for christmas a couple of years back)

Also : Do parents *ever* stop anxiously asking after your social life? I mean, they quiz me about whoever my brother's current girlfriend is (my response being 'I live in London! I barely see you lot! Why would I know?'), and actually bleated 'you know, there's a family gathering coming up, please feel free to bring along a boyfriend or girlfriend' at me on the phone last night. Sometimes I swear they think I'm dating

megolas. I know they were probably sort of convinced a few years ago. The problem with having not ever been in the closet : your parents think *anyone* you bring to dinner/have stay over is a significant other.